Thou Shat Not Steal
Jun. 10th, 2006 07:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
angelicmobster8Oh my gah. My math teacher told the class two good ways to steal things.
1. How to send free mail
1. How to send free mail
I know this might not be important to most teens, etc, since they prefer e-mail, phone, and text messaging. But I like snail mail.
Okay, you know how you send a letter, but forget to put a stamp on it. Then it gets sent back to you with a note thing saying you didn't put a stamp on it. Say your mailing your friend John. Put Johns address in the return address, and yours as the recieving address. I haven't actually tried this... yet.
2. How to get a free whatever
My teacher used pants as an example. I personally wouldn't do this, it's too risky. And pretty rude. There's cameras, special number thingies on the merchandise, and the store clerk might see you grabbing the same thing over again. I guess this is a way of stealing them, but with out dealing with the detector.
First off, buy the pair of pants. Leave and put your pants in your car, or give them to a friend to hold. Go back to the store with the bag and reciept (go back anytime I dunno). Grab the exact same pair of pants as you bought (make sure you bought a kind that doesn't have special sales numbers, so they wont be able to tell this is a different pair) and put it in your bag. Then go to the clerk and say you want to return them. If your returning them the same day, I would say I need extra cab money or someting. Isn't that mean?
I don't advise you to do any of these things. So if you end up doing one and get in trouble, don't blame me.
Okay, you know how you send a letter, but forget to put a stamp on it. Then it gets sent back to you with a note thing saying you didn't put a stamp on it. Say your mailing your friend John. Put Johns address in the return address, and yours as the recieving address. I haven't actually tried this... yet.
2. How to get a free whatever
My teacher used pants as an example. I personally wouldn't do this, it's too risky. And pretty rude. There's cameras, special number thingies on the merchandise, and the store clerk might see you grabbing the same thing over again. I guess this is a way of stealing them, but with out dealing with the detector.
First off, buy the pair of pants. Leave and put your pants in your car, or give them to a friend to hold. Go back to the store with the bag and reciept (go back anytime I dunno). Grab the exact same pair of pants as you bought (make sure you bought a kind that doesn't have special sales numbers, so they wont be able to tell this is a different pair) and put it in your bag. Then go to the clerk and say you want to return them. If your returning them the same day, I would say I need extra cab money or someting. Isn't that mean?
I don't advise you to do any of these things. So if you end up doing one and get in trouble, don't blame me.
