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"I serve my head up on a plate"
Jun. 27th, 2006 08:36 amWould you rather:
Eat two entire cans of whipped cream in one go OR one bottle of prune juice? whipped cream, I've done that with one can before. It was yummy. Then again I was also younger. I've grown weak in my old age... Prune juice would probably be safer.
Be the world's best golfer OR the world's best defense attorney? Neither. Although I guess golfer, since whoever I'm defending might have been actually guilty. I don't want to defend killers and such.
Drink water out of a dirty bucket used at a construction site OR eat the leftovers off a stranger's plate at a restaurant? I guess I'll take the strangers food. But I'd search around for the cleanest stranger.
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Walk naked through times square in manhattan OR show up at your grandparent's funeral naked?
Well, I only have one grandparent left, and she will never die since she is evil and has close bonds with Satan. So I pick the latter since it will never happen.Eat two entire cans of whipped cream in one go OR one bottle of prune juice? whipped cream, I've done that with one can before. It was yummy. Then again I was also younger. I've grown weak in my old age... Prune juice would probably be safer.
Be the world's best golfer OR the world's best defense attorney? Neither. Although I guess golfer, since whoever I'm defending might have been actually guilty. I don't want to defend killers and such.
Drink water out of a dirty bucket used at a construction site OR eat the leftovers off a stranger's plate at a restaurant? I guess I'll take the strangers food. But I'd search around for the cleanest stranger.
Soy un Perdedor
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