It's Alive!

There's a strange bruise on my leg, I have no idea where it game from. I keep thinking that it's some alien organism that is imbedded under my skin. When I poke it, it moves! Not really, but I'm going to have my doctor look at it, because it's green.

Once my stomach gurgled, and it sounded like a pigeon. So I had a dream that a bunch of doves burst out of my stomach.