Lilac

My favourite time of spring is when the lilac bushes grow in our backyard. I went out there earlier and they were about 12 feet tall, and 5 foot something Drunkard was standing underneath them grabbing some sprigs for Mothers Day. The smell is wonderful and strong. Roses grow in our frontyard, but they don't stand a chance against the lilac. Most of the things in our yard grow wild. A few years ago, tulips started growing from the base of our tree. It was weird.

I hate shopping. I wish it were like My Stepmother is an Alien. She put a magazine in her purse, and her purse produced a dress. An ugly dress, but I like the idea.

"Norwegian Wood" is probably my favourite Beatles song (so far). It's about John burning down the house of a women who wouldn't sleep with him (not really... I think), but it's so lovely.