Ugh, more of this
Sep. 17th, 2014 07:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
angelicmobster8I was going to read these books one after another, but it's slow going. Also, I don't want my LJ to be all FSOG all the time.
I'm going to do this in list form from now on.
1. Ana has never had a crush on anyone before. I think that is so her crush on Christian will be extra intense. This is unnecessary. She could have had a few minor crushes or whatever and still be extra googly eyed about Christian.
2. Ana has never masturbated before. This is to make her first orgasm with Christian more intense. Again, this is absurd. She could have at least tried it out a few times, and maybe didn't get into it because she was embarrassed or not patient enough with herself or something. Or, she could have been jillin' off every single day, but it would still be extra intense with Christian. You know why? Because it's an fucking intense situation they've got going on!
3. In their email when they are discussing the bogus contract and she points out the "no masturbation" line? She's all "you know I don't do that". Ugh, bitch, you haven't even tried. All the times she was alone and all "oh he makes me so wet, I can't sleep", you think she would have tried then. Is EL James against (physical) self-exploration?
4. Christian owns this multi-million dollar company and seems pretty involved. He probably built it from the ground up without help from his rich parents. He's all serious about exercising and goes to a bunch of charity events. He's only 27. Where the fuck did he get the time to have 15 submissive partners? She should have made him 30 at least.
I think there are only 5 chapters left. I'll space the books out by 2 books, so I don't have to write these entries all of the fucking time.
I'm going to do this in list form from now on.
1. Ana has never had a crush on anyone before. I think that is so her crush on Christian will be extra intense. This is unnecessary. She could have had a few minor crushes or whatever and still be extra googly eyed about Christian.
2. Ana has never masturbated before. This is to make her first orgasm with Christian more intense. Again, this is absurd. She could have at least tried it out a few times, and maybe didn't get into it because she was embarrassed or not patient enough with herself or something. Or, she could have been jillin' off every single day, but it would still be extra intense with Christian. You know why? Because it's an fucking intense situation they've got going on!
3. In their email when they are discussing the bogus contract and she points out the "no masturbation" line? She's all "you know I don't do that". Ugh, bitch, you haven't even tried. All the times she was alone and all "oh he makes me so wet, I can't sleep", you think she would have tried then. Is EL James against (physical) self-exploration?
4. Christian owns this multi-million dollar company and seems pretty involved. He probably built it from the ground up without help from his rich parents. He's all serious about exercising and goes to a bunch of charity events. He's only 27. Where the fuck did he get the time to have 15 submissive partners? She should have made him 30 at least.
I think there are only 5 chapters left. I'll space the books out by 2 books, so I don't have to write these entries all of the fucking time.
